My Day at Work...in Haikus

Morning sleepy droll
No-coffee fever hits me.
Tepid tea will do.

Blank screen is the best
Monitor reflection…oooo
Staring at my face

Log into Outlook.
Inbox e-mail—delete all
The SPAM blocker sucks

Breakfast bagels yea!
Then they crumble in my hands.
Piece of shit bagels.

Sitting at my desk
Engrossed in horrid boredom
Need a bathroom break

I hate work bathrooms.
Refuse to piss near my boss.
Uh oh, bladder-shy.

Another project!
Oracle, Radix, Access
All of my favorites :-(

Three projects finished.
And it’s still early. Woohoo!
Now I have nothing.

Three projects assigned.
But I accept the challenge.
Give me three hours.

My boss summons me.
I’m offered a promotion.
But it’s out-of-town.

Should I relocate?
It’s not the job that I want.
So I should just pass.

The room fills with jokes.
Dirty jokes. Mine went too far.
This always happens.

I’m ready to leave.
But I still have two hours.
Clocks can’t tick faster.

Yum! Another snack.
Rotten apple in my bag.
Acerbity blues

At last, time speeds up!
The day ends. Others rejoice.
Tomorrow creeps up.